GRANDMA HAS THE BRUSH
Dad telephoned his home. His teenage son answered. “What are you doing, Son?” “I’m just lying here in the living room watching television.” “Where is your mom?” “She’s out painting the house.” Dad was upset with his son’s laziness. “Son, why don’t you get out there and help your poor mother?” “Well, I would,” answered the boy. “But I can’t.” “Why not?” asked his father. “Because Grandma is using the other brush.” Adapted from a submission by Steven Hodgin, Springdale Arkansas
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