TIMING
The warden explained to the condemned man that he could have anything he wanted for his last meal. “Would you like lobster? Filet mignon or beef Wellington? Maybe some caviar or shrimp cocktail?” “Nah,” the prisoner said. “I’ll just have a bowl of mushrooms.” “Why mushrooms?” the warden asked. “Always been afraid to eat ’em.” Reader’s Digest
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