A TOUGH CONGREGANT
The King from the Wizard of Id is walking out of Church and talking to the preacher. The preacher asks, “Did you enjoy the Easter service, sire” The King says, “You call that an Easter service? Not one lousy mention of the bunny.” The preacher says, “There are no BUNNIES in the scriptures, sire.” “Oh yeah?” says the King, “Then where do the Easter eggs come from?” The preacher looks incredulous and says, “Certainly you don’t think bunnies lay EGGS?” The King hollers, “Are you implying they STEAL them from hen houses?” The preacher looks toward heaven and says, “Beam me up, Lord.” From The Wizard of Id, by Parker and Hart, April 11, 1993
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