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NUCLEAR EXCUSES
One evening Johnny sat down at the kitchen table doing his homework while his mother watched television. Upon hearing the evening news, his mother let out a shriek. “Johnny! Johnny! China has just launched a nuclear missile toward the United States.” Johnny looked up from his book with a confused expression on his face. “Do you understand what this means?” his mother implored. All excited, Johnny quickly replied, “No school tomorrow!”