COVER CHARGE FOR THE UNIVERSE
Calvin and Hobbes are walking along and Calvin says, “You know what the problem is with the universe?” Waiting for the bomb, Hobbes just responds, “UM..?” And Calvin says, “There’s no toll-free customer service hot line for complaints! That’s why things don’t get fixed. If the Universe had any decent management, we’d get a full refund if we weren’t completely satisfied!” Hobbes says, “But the place is free.” And Calvin retorts, “See, that’s another thing. They should have a cover charge and keep out the riffraff.” From Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson, December 29, 1992
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