DOCTOR GOD
This one is for those who think doctors like to play God: A doctor dies and goes to heaven for judgment. St. Peter meets the doctor at the pearly gates and checks him in. Once he is registered, St. Peter says, “You must be starving! The Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch right now. Perhaps you would like to get something to eat?” The doctor goes to Heaven Cafeteria and sees a long line. As he would do at the hospital cafeteria, he went to the front of the line. Everyone protested his rude behavior and told him to go the end of the line. The doctor tried to explain: “I’m a doctor; I’m a busy man, and I should not have to wait in line.” Those waiting in line rebutted, “We are all in heaven now, and we are all the same here. Now get to the back of the line and wait your turn!” The doctor resolved himself to his new…
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