WHEN GOD MADE MOMS
Jan Hodgin-Hartlove of Longmont, Colorado found the following on the Internet about Moms. We saw that we had another version of the same story sent to us by Mary Spitzer of Mountain Home, Arkansas. Here is a combination of both: By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered and said, “Have you read the spec sheet on this one? She has to… …be completely washable, but not plastic; …have 200 moveable parts, all replaceable; …run on black coffee and leftovers; …have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up; …have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart; …and have six pairs of hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. “Six pair of hands! No…
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