A STRANGE VICTORY
It seems that God had finally had it with the Earth. So He invited Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates to dinner. Afterwards, He told them that He was going to destroy the world the next day, and He needed three important men to go spread the news. Yeltsin returned to Russia and called a meeting of his cabinet and ministers. He said, “I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, God does exist. The bad news is, He is going to destroy the world tomorrow.” Clinton returned to the USA and called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress. He said, “I have bad news for some of us, and terrible news for all of us. The bad news is, God is real and He does exist. The terrible news is, He is going to destroy the world tomorrow.” Bill Gates happily returned to Microsoft and said, “I have some fantastic news! First…
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