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WHAT DADS ALWAYS SAY
And when I say “no,” I mean “NO!” (p. 3) I’ll tell you why. Because. That’s why. (p. 4) I’m your father, that’s why. (p. 4) As long as you live in my house, you’ll live by my rules. (p. 7) If all your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you jump too? (p. 7) You want something to do? I’ll give you something to do. (p. 11) O.K. You go hide and I’ll count to a million. (p. 19) I know it’s your game, but right now your uncle and I are playing. (p. 20) What do you want a pet for? You’ve got a sister. (p. 31) Look. Fluffy left you a little present – right in the middle of the oriental rug. (p. 31) It’s either you or the gerbils, and I’m leaning toward the gerbils. (p. 31) When I said “feed the goldfish,” I didn’t mean “feed them to the cat.” (p. 31) If you…

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