TOO FULL A QUIVER
Back in the days when fathers-to-be didn’t go into the delivery room, a pastor went to visit one of his men whose wife was in labor. As he sat with his member, he saw another man across the room who looked familiar. He couldn’t place the man’s name, though. A few minutes later a nurse came out and went to the man across the room and said, “Congratulations, sir. Your wife just had twins!” The man was a bit surprised, but joyous nonetheless. He thought for a moment and said to the nurse, “Isn’t that ironic. My wife just had twins, and I pitch for the Minnesota Twins.” Immediately the pastor recognized him as a ballplayer. A few minutes later a nurse came out to another man in the waiting room. “Congratulations, sir. Your wife just had triplets!” To say the least, the man was taken back. After he gathered his composure he said, “Imagine; my wife just had triplets…
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