BAD TIME FOR A JEW
As a man was walking the streets of Belfast at night, he was grabbed from behind and a knife was forced to his throat. “Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?” his assailant asked. The man carefully considered his dilemma. He did not know if his assailant was Catholic or Protestant. If he said the one his assailant was not, he may be killed. He played it safe: “I am a Jew!” he said. His assailant jubilantly answered, “I must be the luckiest Arab terrorist in all the world!” Adapted from Integrity, by Ted Engstrom
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