TOP TEN BIBLE WAYS TO GET A WIFE 1
0. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. Nation of Israel Deuteronomy 21 9. Find a prostitute and marry her. Hosea 1 8. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, “I have seen a. woman; now get her for me.” If your parents question your decision, simply say, “Get her for me. She’s the one for me.” Samson Judges 14 7. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. Moses Exodus 2 6. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. Boaz Ruth 4 5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. Benjaminites Judges 21 4. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note:…
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