BITE THEM BACK
An Oklahoma City oilman was once bitten by a rabid dog. He rushed to the hospital and called the doctor. The doctor entered the emergency room and found the oilman writing feverishly on a legal pad. The doctor said he didn’t think the dog-bite would be fatal, so there was no immediate need for a will. “Oh, this isn’t a will, Doctor,” the oilman said. “I’m just making out a list of bankers I want to bite.” From The Daily Oklahoman, by Argus Hamilton
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