USING YOUR HEAD
Young Wilbert came home from school and announced to his mother, “I got two free ice cream cones this afternoon.” “How?” asked his mother. “I certainly hope you didn’t swipe them.” “Oh, I wouldn’t do that,” Wilbert assured her. “I just took one cone in my right hand, took the other in my left hand, and told the lady behind the counter, “Will you please get the money from my pocket, and be careful not to hurt my pet snake?” From Funny Funny World 90060
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