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It seems there was this fellow who was about to make his first parachute jump. The plane carried him up to the proper altitude and he was told, “This is it, friend, jump!” So he leaps from the plane, counts to ten and pulls the rip cord — but nothing happens. He is falling rapidly towards the earth and his life is flashing before his eyes. He pulls his second emergency cord. Nothing happens. Just then he looks down towards the earth and is surprised to see another man hurtling up towards him from the earth. He can’t believe his eyes. As the two men pass each other, the falling parachutist yells out, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The ascending man cries out, “No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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