TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY
Here is a spoof on the “Take Your Child to Work Days” that have enjoyed recent popularity. This spoof emphasizes the importance of not only teaching our children but of also teaching that which is good and honorable. The annual “Take-Your-Daughter-To-Work Day” was a huge success. Parents of both genders–reportedly as much as sixty-five percent of the American workforce–participated. Kimberly Corleontini, age 13, gushed with excitement as she described her day with dad. “It was way cool! In the morning, we shook down a few restaurant owners for protection money, and in the afternoon we cut and shipped over thirty kilos of horse. Daddy even let me stab a guy with an ice pick. I can’t wait until next year!” Her father, Carlos “Three Toes” Corleontini, is a mid-level executive with the Cleveland Mob. Kimberly’s cousin, Theresa, had a slightly different take on her day at work. “Those laundry rooms are really stinky places to spend time in.…
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