SIGNS OF LONDON
Here are some cute signs that came from London: IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN A DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Is Upstairs. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside-down on the draining board. OUTSIDE A PHOTOGRAPHER’S STUDIO: Out to lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. OUTSIDE A DISCO: “SMARTS” is the most exclusive disco in town. EVERYONE WELCOME! NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges! SIGN ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything. (Knock hard — Doorbell does not work.) AT A RESTROOM IN AN OFFICE COMPLEX: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER’S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their…
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