IF YOU DON’T MIND
On commencement day at Columbia University a cap-and-gowned youth, intently perusing his diploma, stepped into the path of an oncoming taxi. “Hey!” the driver screamed indignantly at him. “Whyn’tcha watch where you’re going, ya jerk!” Waving his diploma, the graduate replied happily, “Doctor Jerk, if you don’t mind!”Reader’s Digest Fun and Laughter: A Treasure House of Humor, published by The Reader’s Digest Association, Pleasantville, New York, 1967, p. 530)
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