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is in the process of writing a book of jokes. He has given permission to share a few of them with you. . .A Baptist child attending a Catholic school was asked by his father about his first day of school. “It was OK, Dad,” he replied, “But I wish I had a set of grocery beads like the other kids.” “We’re having a raffle for a poor widow. Would you like to buy a ticket?” “I’m afraid not. Even if I won, my wife wouldn’t let me keep her. “Customer: “Why do you have your thumb on my steak?” Waitress: “So I won’t drop it again.” Father O’Reilly reprimanded one of his parishoners staggering out of a bar. “Drunk again!” “Me too.” admitted the man. Preacher to the congregation: “Crying babies and disruptive children, like good intentions, should be carried out immediately.” A home accident survey showed that 90% of accidents on staircases involved either the top or…
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