TEEN-AGE MUTANT MUNCHKINS
Dear Abby: My husband and I need help. Our home has been invaded by Teen-Age Mutant Munchkins from an alien planet. The upstairs has taken on the appearance of a local landfill. And the munchkins have taken on the form of a 17-year-old boy and a 12-year-old girl. We battle these aliens daily, but our strength is waning. Clothes are thrown in all four corners, wastebaskets are filled to overflowing, masses of junk are stored under unmade beds, mold cultures flourish on dirty dishes and hair spray is stuck to the ceilings of their bedrooms and bathrooms! We are losing the battle, and surrender time is near. Threats, bribery or hollering hasn’t worked. We’ve even tried to cut deals with them — payment on the older alien’s car insurance in return for household assistance — but no deal. My husband and I want to reclaim our territory before the final takeover. We’re desperate. Any suggestions? Down and Almost Out Dear D…
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