DATING RULES FOR DAUGHTERS
My brother Steve sent this one to me. I’m thinking about adding it to my form letter collection. He has revised them from an earlier set of rules he had seen. From: Steven Hodgin To: Possible Applicants Subject: Date my Daughter? Message: These are the rules and regulations for dating my daughter: 1) My daughter will be allowed to go on un-chaperoned dates when she has reached 35 years of age. 2) If you wish to date my daughter before she is 35 years of age, you are welcome to sit with us in church. Please do not try to hold hands across my lap. 3) If you wish to take my daughter to see a movie, you must first take her to dinner at a nice restaurant. Be prepared to spend money, because I will be ordering prime rib and/or lobster. 4) If you pull up in our driveway and honk your horn, you’d better be delivering pizza. 5)…
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