TOO MUCH EXPLANATION
A little boy ran into the living room where his father was reading. “Dad, where did I come from?” The boy’s mother cleared her throat and excused herself to let Father answer this long-feared question. Father cleared his throat and went through a long, careful explanation of how children are born. When he was finally through, Junior commented, “That’s O.K., Dad; but my pal Joe down the street says he comes from Omaha, and I just wanted to know where I came from.”
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