CHILD STATISTICS
A statistician who had never taken care of his four small energetic children by himself reluctantly promised to look after them one Saturday afternoon while his wife went shopping. When she returned, he gave her a note that read: “Dried tears-11 times. Tied shoelaces-15 times. Blew up toy balloons-5 per child. Average life of each balloon-10 seconds. Warned children not to run across street- 26 times. Children insisted on running across street-26 times. Number of Saturdays I will go through this again-0! From Ralph C. Erickson
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