THIRD TIME ALARM
When I was a kid, I was watching television in the basement one evening. My dad called down to me, “Mike! Come up for dinner!” Twice I ignored his calls. Just as the show ended, he shouted, “Mike! Get up here now!” As I leaped to the top of the stairs, he yelled, “Where have you been?!” I looked at him innocently and said, “I didn’t hear you when you called me the first two times.” From Mike High
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