AFTER THE HONEYMOON
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “Well,” said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?” “Mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon itself was wonderful — so romantic! But…….” Suddenly she burst out crying. “Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language — things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home; PLEASE MAMA!” “Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?” “Please don’t make me tell you, Mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed; they’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!” “Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. I’m your mother; tell me these horrible four-letter words!” Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, Mama, words like: Wash, Iron, Dust, Cook . . .”
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