MURPHY’S HOLIDAY LAWS
The time it takes to find a parking place is inversely proportional to the amount of time you have to spend. The more expensive a breakable gift is, the better your chances of dropping it. The other line always moves faster. Unassembled toys will have twice as many screws as you expect, and some will always be left over. Interchangeable parts won’t be. All children have built-in detection devices when it comes to finding the Christmas gifts you’ve so cleverly hidden. Amnesia strikes all family members when the cellophane tape and scissors can’t be found. When a broken toy is demonstrated for the store manager, it works perfectly. Kathy Peel and Judie Byrd in “Focus on the Family,”
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