BREATH TEST:
This is an old one that has appeared in numerous church bulletins…but in case any readers have missed it, here goes once more: Hold this page near your face and blow on it. If it turns: Green…call your family doctor. Brown…visit your friendly dentist. Purple…consult with your local psychiatrist. Red…immediately call your broker. Yellow…make an immediate appointment with a lawyer to prepare your will. If it remains the same color, you’re in good health, and there is no reason on earth why you should not be in church this coming Sunday.
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