MURPHY’S LAW FOR CHURCHES
The longest Scripture readings always come on Communion Sundays./The probability of the pastor tripping over the mike cord is greater in special holiday services than at other times.
If one usher cannot come, there will be a large attendance; if both are missing, there will be at least 3 handouts and it will be necessary to set extra chairs.
The furnace only fails when the outside temperature is more than 20 degrees below zero.
The likelihood of a child giving a humorous response in a children’s talk is directly proportional to the seriousness of the discussion.
A S. S. teacher will always have a large attendance when he or she feels poorly prepared to teach./When the pastor misspeaks himself in the sermon, at least half of the Confirmation students taking notes will write it down as an important thought from the sermon.
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