THE WAY YOU FOUND IT
A woman called a specialty store and asked the manager if he could get her one dozen mice and three dozen cockroaches. The manager said, the mice wouldn’t be a problem, but that it would take a little while to get the roaches. Then he said, “I think I know why you might want the mice, but why would you want three dozen cockroaches?” The woman replied, “Well, you see, my husband is a United Methodist minister. This is the time of year for our annual conference when Methodist preachers move. We’re moving and our District Superintendent told us we had to leave the parsonage the way we found it.” From Gene Robertson at the Central Texas Annual Conference, 1996, Ft. Worth, Texas
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