DON’T FORGET THE COFFEE
A new stewardess was making her first flight on a full plane out of Denver. The pilots made their routine announcements and forgot to turn of the intercom. One of the pilots began to muse about what heaven must be like. The other answered by saying that his idea of heaven was a cup of coffee in one hand and that pretty new stewardess in the other. The new stewardess was in the back of the plane when she heard the pilots’ conversation. Dutifully she rushed to the front of the plane to save the unsuspecting pilots from further embarrassment. As she ran past a little old lady, the woman jumped to her feet and cried out, “You forgot the coffee, honey!”
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