A GOOD REASON TO WAIT
Okay, if you insist, here’s another one: “What were you doing when the police arrived?” the judge asked the defendant. “Waiting, sir.” “For what?” “For money.” “Who was supposed to give you money?” “The man I was waiting for.” “Why was he going to give you money?” “For waiting.” “Enough of this!” exclaimed the exasperated judge. “What do you do for a living?” “I’m a waiter.” From Milton Berle’s Private Joke File
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