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WHEN THE RULES CHANGE
Dear Miss Manners — When we were having Thanksgiving dinner at the home of friends, an argument broke out between the other couple. Being of an impulsive nature, the wife threw a bowl of cranberries at her husband. In order to avoid the bowl, he jerked his head to one side, causing him to choke on a piece of meat. After a few seconds, his face turned blue and he slumped forward on the table. I realized that I had to act quickly, as he was suffocating; but owing to the large amount of food and drink that I had consumed, I was unable to apply the Heimlich maneuver without first expelling the contents of my stomach. Because of the urgency of the situation, I had no time to leave the room and so made use of the punch bowl close at hand. My friend is OK and is very appreciative, but my wife is upset with me, claiming that…

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