THE HALF HEARTED DIET
The generously overweight man got on the scale and turned to his friend and said, “Dag nab it! I began this diet yesterday, but the scale says I’m heavier. Here, Norm, hold my jacket . . . Oh, no! It still says I’m heavier. Here, hold my Twinkies.” Adapted from Readers Digest
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