COOLING LOTHARIO’S ARDOR
An attractive young woman whose career necessitated a good deal of traveling was asked if she was ever bothered by uninvited male attention. She answered, “Never, I just say five words and immediately I am left alone.” “What are the five words?” She said, “I simply ask, ‘Are you a born-again Christian?'” Adapted from Funny, Funny World
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