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A man went to visit a psychiatrist. He said, “I’ve got two problems.” The psychiatrist said, “Okay, tell me all about it.” The man began, “Well, I think I am a Pepsi Vending Machine . . . ” The shrink sat the man right down and started going through his bag repertoire, but nothing seemed to help. Finally, out of exasperation, the doctor jumped to his feet, took three quarters from his pocket, forced them down the man’s throat, grabbed him by the head and shook him till he swallowed the money. Triumphantly, he said, “Okay, give me a Pepsi.” But the man came back, “I can’t, Doc. That’s my second problem, I’m out of order.”