COMEDY COLLECTION
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. — George Burns I wouldn’t object to my wife having the last word–if only she’d get to it. — Henny Youngman My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite. — Woody Allen Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. — Anonymous Why does a woman work for years to change a man’s habits, and then complain that he’s not the man she married? — Barbara Streisand Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, “You’re only interested in one thing,” and you can’t remember what it is. — Milton Berle I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me! — Henny Youngman I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two…
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