MOM’S BEEN HOME TOO LONG
A mother knows she’s been home too long for the following reasons: 1. She begins to talk to Barney as a real person. 2. She forgets which one is real — Mister Rogers or King Friday. 3. She cries for a wedding on Sesame Street. 4. She is one of the congregation that JUST laughed at the first three reasons — because she knew what all three of them was about.By Michael Hodgin
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