Communication | Excuses

EXCUSES — PARENT/KID VARIETY
If a child is missing from school most school districts require a written report to the teacher explaining the reason for the absence. Here’s a few delightful ones. You could also file this under “Communication.” “Please excuse Freddie for being out yesterday because he had the fuel.” “Please accuse Michael from being absent on Jan 30, 31,32 and 33 because he was aleing.” “George was absent yesterday because of asore trout.” “Please excuse Betsey for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.” “Joseph has been absent becuz he had two teeth taken off his face.” “Chris will not be in school cuz he had an acre in his side.” “My son is under doctor’s care and should not take fiscal ed. Please execute him.” “Please excuse Ralph from school on Friday. He had very loose vowels.”