LOGIC LAPSES
Letter from Dutch Mother to her son, Hans: Dear Son; I’m writing this letter very slow ’cause I know that you can’t read fast. You should also know that we don’t live any longer where we used to live. You see, your father read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Our new house has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it for my wash, and then I pulled the handle, and I haven’t seen hide nor hair of them since. It only rained twice this week. The first time it rained three days, and then the second time, it rained for four days. You said that you wanted us to send you your coat. Well, when we talked to Aunt Sue about it, she said that it would be too heavy to mail with those big, heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in…
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