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When reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the flight attendant for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky, you lazy woman!” The flight attendant, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me another whisky–and make it snappy!” Quite upset, the poor woman comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot’s approach. “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get me that coffee, or I’m going to throw you out of this plane!” A moment later two big burly flight attendants ran back to the man and the parrot. They took hold of them and threw them out of the airplane. As the parrot and the man plummeted toward the…
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