STOP THAT VOW!
Two shipwrecked sailors had been adrift on a raft for days. Desperate, one knelt and began to pray: “Oh Lord, I know I haven’t lived a good life. I’ve drunk too much booze. I’ve lied and cheated. I’ve done so many things I’m ashamed of, but Lord, if you’ll just save me, I promise…” “Hold it,” interrupted his shipmate, “don’t say another word! I think I just spotted land!” From Quote, August 1991
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