COFFEE IS MY SHEPHERD
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz; it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for it’s name sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal(tm): for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez; thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever.
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