CLEVER EXCUSES
As the young boy was trying to sneak his date back into her home — very late — the couple was met by a very angry father at the head of the stairs. He boomed out, “Young man, didn’t I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter home?” The clever boy replied “Yes sir, you did. It was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn’t disturb you.” The father muttered, “Doggone it! Why didn’t I think of that in my day?”
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