WHY PETS ARE BETTER
Why Dogs Are Better Than Women 1) Dogs love it when your friends come over. 2) Dogs think you sing great. 3) The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. 4) Dogs love it when you leave your shoes on the floor. 5) Dogs appreciate excess body hair. I made up these to balance the preceding ones. Why Cats Are Better Than Men 1) Cats hit the target when relieving themselves. 2) Cats clean themselves regularly. 3) When you drop a guy, he never lands on his feet.
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