PLAN AHEAD
A favorite joke among San Francisco lawyers concerns the phony who fakes an injury in an auto accident, comes to court in a wheel chair and is awarded $200,000. When the verdict is announced, the insurance company lawyer snaps, “You’re going to be tailed by a private eye wherever you go from now on and as soon as you take one step out of that wheel chair, we’ll throw you in jail.” The phony smiles and advises the lawyer pleasantly, “Don’t go to all that trouble. I’m going from here to the Waldorf in New York, then to the Savoy in London, then to the Ritz in Paris, then on to the French Riviera, and after that to Lourdes for the miracle.”
To view this resource, log in or sign up for a subscription plan
