THINGS WE DON’T NEED THE NEWS AT 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, AND 7:00
“And what do we have coming up on the news at 6:00, Bob?” “The same stuff we had at 5:00, Jack, what else?” BLUE JEANS FOR $60 I’m sorry– I just don’t get it! When we were kids and we tore holes in our jeans, we got yelled at! Now, we are buying these garments at Nordstrom! LOS ANGELES I don’t think this needs a lot of explanation! SIGNS THAT SAY “THESE DOORS TO REMAIN OPEN DURING BUSINESS HOURS” Couldn’t store owners figure this one out on their own? “Bob, our customers can’t get in…do you think we should unlock the doors?” YEAH, IT BEATS GIVING EVERYONE A KEY! CAJUN FOOD Am I wrong, or is this just burned food? This, I can do at home. Last night I made myself some Cajun macaroni and cheese. SOFT DRINKS WITH 10% REAL FRUIT JUICE Come on! For the same price, you can buy…
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