WHO BEATS WHOM?
A judge called a young lad into his chambers. He announced to the boy that he had to make a decision as to which parent was to receive custody of him. The judge said, “I believe I shall give you to your mother.” “Oh, no!” cried the boy. “Mother beats me.” “Then,” said the judge, “I shall give your father custody.” “Oh, no!” said the boy. “Father beats me.” “Then who shall get you?” the judge asked the boy. “Give me to the Cubs,” said the boy, “They can’t beat anyone!”
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