PERFECT PASTOR
After hundreds of years, the Perfect Pastor has been found. He is the church leader who will please everyone. He preaches exactly 20 minutes and then sits down. He condemns sin, but never steps on anybody’s toes. He works from eight in the morning to 10 at night, doing everything from preaching sermons to sweeping. He makes $60 per week, gives $30 a week to the church, drives a late model car, buys lots of books, wears fine clothes, and has a nice family. He always stands ready to contribute to every other good cause, too, and to help panhandlers who drop by the church on their way to somewhere. He is 36 years old, and has been preaching 40 years. He is tall on the short side, heavyset in a thin sort of way, and handsome. He has eyes of blue or brown (to fit the occasion), and wears his hair parted in the middle – left side dark and straight,…
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