WHY ARE FIRE TRUCKS RED?
Well, fire trucks have four wheels and eight men, and four and eight are twelve. There are twelve inches in a foot. A foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a Ruler and the Queen Elizabeth is the largest ship on the Seven Seas. Seas have fish. Fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. The Russians are Reds. Fire trucks are always rushin’. Therefore, fire trucks are always red! If you think this is wild, you ought to hear some people trying to explain why they don’t tithe.
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