I’LL NEVER TELL
One time a friend drove me to see some people who lived about 50 miles away. We had a nice visit, but when it was time to leave, we discovered that the keys were locked in the car. None of us knew what to do, so my friend had to call her husband, who had a spare key. Understandably he was quite annoyed. A few minutes later, I decided to try the back doors of the car. Sure enough, one was unlocked. My friend rushed back into the house, hoping to reach her husband before he left, but it was too late. “Wait till he sees this!” I said, “he’ll be more than upset. What are you going to do?” “What any red-blooded American wife would do,” she replied, grinning. Then she walked out to the car, opened the back door, pushed down the lock button and slammed the door shut! N. J. B., Reader’s Digest
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